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Your grammar is annoying to everyone not just that one person please fix it
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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

I was kiking this guy and I said “im going to bed say something innapropriate and im not gonna answer” and he said “I wanna see you naked” what is wrong with white boys

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

slippier:

morning stretch

slippier:

morning stretch

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

please save yourself some trouble and learn the difference between you're and your. your is possessive like "that is your ball" "it is your birthday". you're is a contraction of you are like "you're washing the dishes" "you're looking nice today" . I wouldn't say this if it was one of the first times I've seen you mess it up but you do it consistently so I thought I'd help you out
Anonymous

you probs wasted a good 10 minutes writing this and making sure all ur grammar was good and im thinking of how to reply and i think this is the best way

eat ass

My name is Alice and I'm making my way down town. Potato rogue, walking fast, raise boner
Anonymous
my name is alice and my giANT DONG is always getting in the way but it's ok because mY DONG IS SO BIG it's my problem and my own solution i'm writing this after drinking osrry
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